shout-out to all GNC cunts. All gender nonconforming people who are just rude and inflammatory

roundo:

It triggers the sjws so hard when I’m all snuggly in bed with my warm kitty

theonlycabbage:

nitewrighter:

moonachilles:

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

Mary Shelley said, “I can make him

colliecross:

mellointheory:

Mods are asleep post trans ally eminem

This is incredible…

thesexiestselkie:

emeraldwhale:

emeraldwhale:

Fermenting in a butch honoring way

I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

curseworm:

actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though

maniacmcgee:

Y’all… what do you guys do for a living… but describe it in the worst way possible.

mongeese:

i love having hairy legs it’s like i just get cooler and sexier by doing nothing

bearie:

TERRIBLE news for fussy and crabby kitty cats. you are going to be kissed. you are going to be loved

pathtrick:

i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren’t undescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA

lilcowgirl7:

Learn to love reading and research I promise you’ll never be bored again

medievaljournalist:

a merchant has died trying to do the akira slide in a wagon

effemimaniac:

when you’re a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you’re an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

mirthdisplacer:

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

mirthdisplacer:

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore